The Bit About Cyber Monday

"Cyber Monday" has got to seriously be like the dumbest fucking name ever. I mean, at least Black Friday SOUNDS cool. And why? Because EVERYTHING sounds cool if you put "black" in front of it. Black sun. Black hole. Black lung. Black death. Black plague. Black magic. Black cloud. Whereas NOTHING, absolutely NOTHING sounds cool with "cyber" in front of it. Was I the only one paying attention during the 1990s?