The Gender Politics of "LOL"

"Lol" is more girly than Hello Kitty pajamas and having a womb combined. If you're a guy and you use the phrase "lol," you are no longer a guy. Sorry. You could be the most manliest, strapping lumberjack type -- wrestling crocodiles with your teeth, with seed so fertile that every woman you even glance at bears pentuplets -- and if you use the phrase "lol" you are no longer a guy. It's done. A dude that gets his dode chopped off and parades around in three-inch heels and mascara is more of a man than you are at that point.