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Thursday, February 17, 2011

Catholicism Is Laaaaaame

The Vatican sits on zillions of $$$ worth of art treasures and shit. Jesus said to give away all your possessions. And that, right there, is what I think about the Catholics -- they don't even follow the guy they follow. And like, okay, I don't follow Jesus's every teaching either. But-- I am a flawed human who sees him as merely a teacher to attempt to follow, and I understand that I will sometimes fail or disagree. I don't see him as, you know, THE LITERAL PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE HERE ON THIS EARTH TO TELL US HOW IT IS. So I am okay to not follow his every word. If I actually believed that he was LITERALLY A GOD? I would HANG ON HIS EVERY FUCKING SYLLABLE. And if GOD, the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE, told me to give away all my possessions, fuck yeah I would! I would do EXACTLY what God wanted me to do to get me into heaven! Now since I don't believe in any of that stuff except as metaphors I am free to pick and choose and try and fail. I don't have a code provided for me from an external source. These lames think they have the code -- AND THEN THEY IGNORE IT. Lame!