Take Your 80s Nostalgia, And Blow It Out Your Ass

Look, I recognize that for many people, the 80s was the last time you were good looking or were able to convince good looking people to have sex with you. Now you look over at whatever harpy or troglodyte you're stuck with for life, hear your little brats fighting upstairs and think, man, I miss the 80s. I'm sorry to tell you that you are correct to miss the 80s, but that they still sucked.