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Saturday, July 20, 2013
Neanderthals: An Ontological Fable
The Neanderthals were like us. They had beliefs, and thoughts. They buried their dead and laid flowers at the grave. Now they're all gone and no one really gives a shit. There's a lesson here somewhere.
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