"Actually, caves are a good thing."
"Unless they have teeth and they eat you up."
"Like THAT ever happens..."
"Sure, what do you think happened to your brother Samuel?"
"I don't have a brother Samuel!"
"Oh... I guess your parents haven't told you yet. They must think you're too young still. You had another brother. Except he wandered into a cave in Baltimore and it had teeth and it ate him."
"There are no caves in Baltimore!"
"Well not anymore, not after we blew up the one that ate your brother!"
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