The Chilling Despair Of Pizza

This is the most depressing frozen pizza section I've ever seen in a grocery store. It's like three freezer doors wide, and exclusively DiGiornio and Red Baron. Fuck man, I've been in drug stores with better frozen pizza selections. And half these pizzas? Are only half pizza, and then come packed with "dippin' sticks" or "boneless wyngz" -- about which the less said (or thought) the better. Jesus wept, but if he was shopping for a frozen pizza with me today he'd probably weep again. The big baby.