"Holy shit, we're turning The Hobbit, a 300-page book, into a NINE HOUR TRILOGY, we'll have to pad it out A FUCK OF A LOT."
"Well we already dumped all the shit from The Silmarillion in and we've still got hours of dead time to fill."
"Well, what about inventing new characters and plotlines?"
"New... characters?"
"Sure! Other adaptations do it all the time! What, you thought 'Rachel Dawes' was a real Batman character?"
"Okay, I guess.... what did you have in mind?"
"Well I was at a convention and I saw this chick in Robin Hood cosplay..."
THE END
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