This is not your run-of-the-mill, harmless, chain letter. Oh no. This is the Chain Letter Of Mystery And Vexation ! This is an electronic transcript of a chain letter someone found in their late grandfather's belongings. Apparently, the grandfather and nine of his friends received the chain letter while still in college back in the 1930s. They all scoffed at it, and all of them threw it away -- except for the grandfather, who was trying to build up the world's largest collection of chain letters so he could get into the Guiness Book Of World Records. None of them continued the chain, not believing in the powers of the Chain Letter Of Mystery And Vexation -- and within 70 years, they were ALL DEAD!!
A woman in Denver, Colorado didn't break the chain, and received a huge raise at her job -- FOUR MONTHS EARLIER!!
Two parents in Tampa, Florida broke the chain -- their son was born with a congenital heart defect. When the son received the chain letter 15 years later, he sent it to ten of his friends, and the next day he died of heart complications. But -- HE WENT TO HEAVEN!!!
A man dreamt that if he broke the chain letter, his plane would crash. So, HE TOOK THE TRAIN INSTEAD!!!!. Actually, I'm not sure what the point of that one was.
Anyway, this is the Chain Letter Of Mystery And Vexation!!!!! Send it to ten (10) of your friends as soon as you can, to receive good luck. If you don't have any friends, try e-mailing random people, or your congressman. If you decide to be a skeptic and break the chain, be warned -- the Chain Letter Of Mystery And Vexation will cause you to regret your ways!!!!!!
So hit the forward button already!
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